My selective hearing problem intensifies and my attention span diminishes, withering faster than the wisteria. But, helping out is important, so my job is to tackle the garage. I volunteered for this hazardous duty because it seemed like it would take only a few hours of work to clean up.
I hauled the ladder into a corner, propped it up against the first shelf and climbed up. The heavy box I took down from the top was stuffed with long-forgotten items probably packed away from one of the previous “cleanup” attempts.
Here are some items that are both a writer’s dream and a husband’s good fortune:
How about a Replogle brand Globe? You know, the kind that sits on your desk and shows the world on a tilted axis (at exactly the right angle) so you can go places. This geographic treasure is a gorgeous piece. The world is shown “in relief”, raised, so you can touch the boundaries of each country. (We could all use some relief). The legend shows 6,711 steamship routes. Be aware, this is an old map.
Next, I found a CD set of nine Spanish lessons. This album, “Learn-in-Your-Car: Spanish” has nine hours of comprehensive instruction. I vaguely remember listening to one of the CDs. ¿Que buscas? What are you looking for? (I use that a lot in Spanish and English). Here’s a more practical example: Hago una taza de café. I’m making a cup of coffee.
The next gem is the September 1985 issue of the now-defunct Gourmet magazine. Actually, there is a larger stack but I hesitate mentioning it because I think all of the issues were supposed to be tossed out at The Last-Great-Spring-Cleanup. But what fun glancing through the pages!